FOUNDING RATE · 7 OF 10 SLOTS LEFT
SERVICE · 02 / 04// SEPTIM AUDIT

Your whole exec team reviews your product.

Ten specialist lenses. One product URL. Forty-eight hours. You get a PDF teardown and a Loom walkthrough of the ten biggest things to fix before you scale — pricing, legal, design, engineering risk, brand, buyer journey.

Book the $99 slot → See what we look at
$99 · founding rate · 48 hrs turnaround · PDF + Loom + intake call · Refund if <5 fixes
$99 founding// → $499 standard
10 lenses// every angle
48 hrs// max turnaround
PDF + Loom// + 30-min intake
// 01WHAT EACH LENS LOOKS AT

Ten registers. One verdict.

Your URL and five intake answers go to the team. Each specialist returns in their lane. Pip cross-checks contradictions. We assemble the verdict.

// 02HOW IT RUNS

Three steps. Forty-eight hours.

STEP 01 · 5 MIN

You book.

Pay the $99 slot. You get a five-question intake form: product URL, ICP, revenue stage, what you're about to ship, deepest worry. Submitting starts the clock.

STEP 02 · 24–36 HRS

The team runs.

Ten specialists review your product in parallel. We cross-check contradictions so you don't get ten conflicting opinions — you get one verdict with attribution.

STEP 03 · 10 MIN TO READ

You get the verdict.

PDF with the ten biggest fixes, prioritized. Loom walkthrough. Everything copy-pasteable into your roadmap, your copy, your code.

// 03WHAT YOU GET

Three things. Nothing fluffy.

No "discovery deck", no 60-page roadmap, no follow-up sales call. A short PDF, a short video, a short call if you want one.

SEPTIM // AUDIT REPORT
// product · meridian.app   •   2026.04.27   •   14 PAGES
  1. Pricing tier #2 has a left-digit collision// tally · finance · pg 3
  2. Hero copy violates 2 unsubstantiated-claim norms// ward · legal · pg 4
  3. Mobile sign-up has a 31% drop on step 2// mira · cx · pg 6
  4. Brand mark fails at favicon scale// canon · brand · pg 7
  5. Three competitors ship the same value at $79// juno · research · pg 9
  6. "Concierge" tier breaks unit economics at 40 users// tally · finance · pg 11
  7. Cross-lane: Atlas + Luca disagree on rebuild path// pip · coordination · pg 13
Audit PDF// 12–18 pages · prioritized · attribution per finding
PDF
Loom walkthrough// 12–18 min · we click through your product live
VIDEO
Optional 30-min intake call// only if you have specific questions to start
CALL
Re-audit credit// $50 toward a 60-day follow-up audit
CREDIT
// 04FAQ

The honest short answers.

Why $99 instead of $499?
Founding rate for the first ten bookings — we're proving out the format with early customers. Standard rate is $499. If you can still see $99 above, the slot is open.
How is this different from the Agents pack?
Agents Pack is the tool — install ten Claude personas in your own ~/.claude/agents/ and run them yourself. Audit is the service — we run the team for you, on your product, and ship a verdict.
What do I need to have ready?
A live URL and five short answers: ICP, revenue stage, next milestone, deepest worry, what "success" looks like in 30 days. We email the form on booking.
Can I refund if I don't like the PDF?
Yes. If the PDF doesn't include five+ specific fixes tied to your product, full refund. Just reply to the delivery email.
Do you do single-lens audits?
When the calendar allows: $29 per single-agent tap-in. Email [email protected] with the agent and the question.
Do you sign NDAs?
Yes — a mutual NDA is standard if you ask. Default is also confidential; we never name unannounced products in case studies without written permission.
SEVEN SLOTS LEFT

Forty-eight hours. Forty-nine fixes you didn't see.

Ten lenses on every screen, every line of copy, every price you charge. PDF and Loom in your inbox by Wednesday.

Book a slot · $99 → Or run the team yourself