Ten specialists look at your product from ten angles — pricing, legal, design, engineering, brand, buyer journey. You submit one URL and five short answers. Forty-eight hours later you get a PDF teardown and a Loom video walkthrough of the biggest things to fix before you scale. No calls required.
Your URL and five short answers go to ten specialists, each looking at a different layer of your product. They work in parallel, we reconcile contradictions, and you get one clear verdict — not ten conflicting opinions.
Pay the $99 slot. You get a five-question intake form: product URL, ICP, revenue stage, what you're about to ship, deepest worry. Absendenting starts the clock.
Ten specialists review your product in parallel. We cross-check contradictions so you don't get ten conflicting opinions — you get one verdict with attribution.
PDF with the ten biggest fixes, prioritized. Loom walkthrough. Everything copy-pasteable into your roadmap, your copy, your code.
No "discovery deck", no 60-page roadmap, no follow-up sales call. A short PDF, a short video, a short call if you want one.
~/.claude/agents/ and run them Ihreelf. Audit is the service — we run the team for you, on your product, and ship a verdict.SeptimLabs@gmail.com with the agent and the question.Ten specialists on every screen, every line of copy, every price you charge. PDF and Loom in your inbox within 48 hours. Full refund if we don't surface 5 specific fixes. I built this audit because I needed it run on my own products. Book it if you're stuck on the same question.