FOUNDING RATE · 7 OF 10 SLOTS LEFT
SERVICE · 02 / 04// SEPTIM AUDIT

Your whole exec team reviews your product.

Ten specialists look at your product from ten angles — pricing, legal, design, engineering, brand, buyer journey. You submit one URL और five short answers. Forty-eight घंटे बाद में you get a PDF teardown और a Loom video walkthrough of the biggest things to fix before you scale. No calls required.

Book the $99 slot → See what we look at
$99 · founding rate (goes to $499) · 48 hrs turnaround, async · PDF + Loom video in your inbox · Full refund अगर we don't surface 5+ specific fixes
$99 founding// → $499 standard
10 lenses// हर angle
48 hrs// max turnaround
PDF + Loom// + 30-min intake
// 01WHAT EACH LENS LOOKS AT

Ten registers. One verdict.

Your URL और five short answers go to ten specialists, हर looking at a different layer of your product. They work in parallel, we reconcile contradictions, और you get one clear verdict — नहीं ten conflicting opinions.

// 02HOW IT RUNS

Three steps. Forty-eight घंटे.

STEP 01 · 5 MIN

You book.

Pay the $99 slot. You get a five-question intake form: product URL, ICP, revenue stage, what you're about to ship, deepest worry. Submit करेंting starts the clock.

STEP 02 · 24–36 HRS

The team चलती है।

Ten specialists आपके product का review in parallel. We cross-check contradictions तो you don't get ten conflicting opinions — you get one verdict के साथ attribution.

STEP 03 · 10 MIN TO READ

You get the verdict.

PDF के साथ the ten biggest fixes, prioritized. Loom walkthrough. Everything copy-pasteable into your roadmap, your copy, your code.

// 03WHAT YOU GET

Three things. Nothing fluffy.

No "discovery deck", no 60-page roadmap, no follow-up sales call. A short PDF, a short video, a short call अगर you चाहिए one.

SEPTIM // AUDIT REPORT
// product · meridian.app   •   2026.04.27   •   14 PAGES
  1. Pricing tier #2 has a left-digit collision// tally · finance · pg 3
  2. Hero copy violates 2 unsubstantiated-claim norms// ward · legal · pg 4
  3. Mobile sign-up has a 31% drop on step 2// mira · cx · pg 6
  4. Brand mark fails at favicon scale// canon · brand · pg 7
  5. Three competitors ship वही value at $79// juno · research · pg 9
  6. "Concierge" tier breaks unit economics at 40 users// tally · finance · pg 11
  7. Cross-lane: Atlas + Luca disagree on rebuild path// pip · coordination · pg 13
Audit PDF// 12–18 pages · prioritized · attribution per finding
PDF
Loom walkthrough// 12–18 min · we click through your product live
VIDEO
Optional 30-min Zoom call// available अगर you चाहिए to talk through findings — नहीं required
CALL
Re-audit credit// $50 toward a 60-day follow-up audit
CREDIT
// 04FAQ

The honest short answers.

क्यों $99 की जगह $499?
Founding rate पहली दस bookings के लिए — we're proving out the format के साथ early customers. Standard rate is $499. If you can अभी भी see $99 above, the slot is open.
कैसे is this different from the Agents pack?
Agents Pack is the tool — install ten Claude personas in your own ~/.claude/agents/ और चलती हैं them yourself. Audit is the service — we चलती हैं the team for you, on your product, और ship a verdict.
क्या do I ज़रूरत to have ready?
A live URL और five short answers: ICP, revenue stage, अगला milestone, deepest worry, what "success" looks like in 30 दिन. We email the form on booking.
Can I refund अगर I don't like the PDF?
हाँ. If the PDF doesn't include five+ specific fixes tied to your product, full refund. Just reply to the delivery email.
Do you do single-lens audits?
कब the calendar allows: $29 per single-agent tap-in. Email SeptimLabs@gmail.com के साथ the agent और the question.
Do you sign NDAs?
हाँ — a mutual NDA is standard अगर you ask. Default is also confidential; we कभी नहीं name unannounced products in case studies के बिना written permission.
SEVEN SLOTS LEFT

Forty-eight घंटे. Forty-nine fixes you didn't see.

Ten specialists on हर screen, हर line of copy, हर price you charge. PDF और Loom in your inbox with48 घंटे में. Full refund अगर we don't surface 5 specific fixes. I बनाया this audit क्योंकि I चाहिए it चलती हैं on my own products. Book it अगर you're stuck on वही question.

Slot book करें · $99 → Or चलती हैं the team yourself